Fish Filets, man.
HEARTS! - Parody of Voltaire’s BRAINS!

someheartlesslady:

Well hello there, Riku kid.
And all you three
Come on here, and I think you will see
Don’t be scared because you looked at me
I’m just a crazy evil scientist from over the sea!

I’m on a search, and found this island
I got lost on a trip from Radiant Garden
I bet you’ll think that you shouldn’t help an old fart
But I think you’d be good help…

If you brought me HEARTS!

Go check out your brown-haired friend
You might find that he’d best meet his end
It would do us both a favor if you kept him from me
And that big KeyBlade he has ain’t his property

Go down to young miss Selphie’s
Her small little heart seems so strange to me
She’s got there a little bubble of happy!
She’s not using it, right, bring it here to me

HEARTS, HEARTS, I won’t lie,
I’ll take their hearts, make them monstrified!
Sure they’ll get all torn apart
But they won’t have time to cry
After I’ve taken their heart
HEARTS, HEARTS, It’s so fun!
There’s not an issue if there’s more than one,
So, even though they’ll have spare parts
They won’t last long
If they don’t have a heart!

Go down to an item shop,
The Door to Darkness tells me to never stop
I’ll rip that blood pump right out of their chests
And just a little after, we’re hunting again!

Head over and browse for rings
Sneak and tip-toe past the King.
Pick me up a Star Charm and an Aquamarine.
And go ahead and get yourself a pair of jeans

HEARTS, HEARTS, I won’t lie,
I’ll take their hearts, make them monstrified!
Sure they’ll get all torn apart
But they won’t have time to cry
After I’ve taken their heart
HEARTS, HEARTS, It’s so fun!
There’s not an issue if there’s more than one,
So, even though they’ll have spare parts
They won’t last long
If they don’t have a heart!

Hearts, hearts, I love em, I need em…
My own heart jumps for joy when I see them.
Pure ones, dark ones, light ones, weak ones,
They’re just experiments, especially the freak ones.
No time to test em with a system.
We’re on a schedule, and I think we oughta use em
I don’t borrow
They’ll just find their way back home,
i’ll just grab my self a blade and I’ll take em!!!

Ohhh,

You’ve been great to go all out
And steal me every single heart about
Even with these hearts, I can’t help but see
That there isn’t a seventh Princess for me.


Now listen up, Riku, heck!
Is there a girl that you’re trying to protect?
Bring Kairi here to meet me,
And then I promise I’ll be your bestest friend.

HEARTS, HEARTS, I won’t lie,
I’ll take her heart ‘til she’s monstrified.
Sure she’ll get all torn apart
But she won’t have time to cry
After I’ve taken her heart.
HEARTS, HEARTS, It’s so fun.
It’s not a problem if there’s more than one!
So even though she’ll have spare parts,
She won’t live long
If she don’t have a heart!

HEARTS…..
Bring me her heart…..
Bring me her heart!
BRING ME HER HEEEEEEART!
Aaahahahahahaha!

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Anonymous

OBJECTION

A corridor opens in front of Oscar. Suddenly, he is shoved into it from behind. On the other side, he is greeted by echo and old argent, while choxe appears through the corridor. They are beside a massive machine and a castle surrounded by a barrier.

the-inner-echo:

someoscardude:

"…Hi?"

old argent: “well, regardless, it’s time for you to go home.” he opens a corridor. Just then, they hear echo scream. {} blight: “looks like he found his mothers corpse. See ya later Oscar. I’ll send argent back to the future after you leave.”

"Cool. See you." He walks through the Corridor.

A corridor opens in front of Oscar. Suddenly, he is shoved into it from behind. On the other side, he is greeted by echo and old argent, while choxe appears through the corridor. They are beside a massive machine and a castle surrounded by a barrier.

the-inner-echo:

someoscardude:

"…Hi?"

blight: “right. But before those happen, a powerful sorrow will loom over this place. Remember when I said that flake wasn’t feeling well? Well, when I laid her down in her bed, she said a few things to me… And then died. She and I knew that would happen, and we decided to let the others figure it out on their own.”

"Uh, bummer? I don’t know Flake…"