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City Escape

kawaii-odango-atama:

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Many of those attacking her are dispatched by the strength of the blast, leaving only a single Invisible left to duel with her. It moves back and waits for her next move, eyeing her with his yellow, pupilliess eyes.

Sailor Moon drew in a deep breath before she charged at the weird monster. She hoped the guy could handle himself — he had a LOT of explaining to do when they were done!

The Invisible prepares to parry any blows that Sailor Moon might throw at it, not moving an inch until she makes contact.

Oscar, meanwhile, flies past the both of them and slams into a wall. “Okay. Physical assault is a bad idea, since I can’t dodge, in this armor. Thunder bullets, it is.” His body slides down the wall and he stands, shaking his head to recoordinate himself.

City Escape

kawaii-odango-atama:

With the smaller beasts closing in, Sailor Moon snapped out of her trance. “Not a chance!” she cried out, summoning her scepter and jumping into the air with ease, releasing energy towards them as they tried to strike. 

I dunno what’s happening here but this is crazy!

Many of those attacking her are dispatched by the strength of the blast, leaving only a single Invisible left to duel with her. It moves back and waits for her next move, eyeing her with his yellow, pupilliess eyes.

City Escape

kawaii-odango-atama:

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Oscar barely notices, the beasts slowly thinning out as he approaches the big guy. “Here we go!” A flash of blue electricity leaps from his feet as he jumps high off of the power cables. The warrior holds his weapon like a shotgun, blasting away at the giant freak as his trajectory slowly brings him back down to the ground.

The Darkside roars loudly, in pain and annoyance. Mostly annoyance.

Sailor Moon stared in shock as she watched the guy battle the bigger monster. Just who was this person? She watched him for a bit, unsure of how to proceed in the battle. It seemed like he had a handle on things, for now.

While the armored kid makes strikes against the biggest one, some of the smaller, armed Invisibles close in around the Senshi. With cries of dark rage, they raise their blades and prepare to strike.

City Escape

kawaii-odango-atama:

Before she could even growl in anger at this rude guy, she sees more of the smaller creatures approach. Pulling down her tiara, Sailor Moon’s eyes narrowed and she focused on the task at hand. “Moon Tiara Action~!” she cried, her tiara glowing with energy as she tossed it, watching it slice through some of the monsters before reappearing in her hand. 

Oscar barely notices, the beasts slowly thinning out as he approaches the big guy. “Here we go!” A flash of blue electricity leaps from his feet as he jumps high off of the power cables. The warrior holds his weapon like a shotgun, blasting away at the giant freak as his trajectory slowly brings him back down to the ground.

The Darkside roars loudly, in pain and annoyance. Mostly annoyance.

City Escape

kawaii-odango-atama:

“I don’t know who you are, but you should be the one taking cover, not me!” Sailor Moon exclaimed, puffing out her lips before watching the enemy with a better view from another building. 

“What is this thing?! And what’s a KeyBearer?!”

“I am the one wearing armor, not a skirt. This isn’t a cheerleading camp, this is a combat zone.” He sighs, holding his weapon up. “I don’t see you holding a weapon, by the way. And you think I’m the one that should be leaving.” The huge, black Darkside in the center of the mob of Heartless roars, again. “Look, I kind of have to deal with this, right now. I’d appreciate your cooperation and swift exit.” Oscar hops back onto the lines and slides into the fray, smacking and slashing at the smaller Invisibles as he and they mutually approach each other.

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dresdencodak:

Inspired by Anita Sarkeesian’s Video Game Tropes vs Women, I wanted to pitch a Zelda game where Zelda herself was the hero, rescuing a Prince Link. 

Clockwork Empire is set 2,000 years after Twilight Princess, and is not a reboot, but simply another iteration in the Zelda franchise. It just so happens that in this case, Zelda is the protagonist. I’m a very big Zelda fan, and worked hard to draw from key elements in the continuity and mythos.

This concept work is meant to show that Zelda as a game protagonist can be both compelling and true to the franchise, while bringing new and dynamic game elements that go farther than being a simple gender swap.

Hope you like it!

Pitch it.

You know, come to think of it, a game that stars Zelda would go against the basic tenets of “Legend of Zelda” games that have been in place since the first ever Zelda game for the NES; the most blatant being that the player is supposed to connect with and emulate the main playable character.

That’s why his name is Link. Get it?

Is your prosecution based on a pun? As the defendant’s fake lawyer I find that a very weak point. I think it would be fun to play this Zelda game. But maybe call it The Legend of Link?

…And how would it be any harder to “connect” with Zelda than it would be to connect with Link?

((I’d play it.  A good spin of the formula.))

City Escape

kawaii-odango-atama:

Sailor Moon stopped in her tracks as she watched someone rush off into the dark masses. Whoever it was, he could skate! Who is that? What is he? The senshi watched in awe, not sure what she should do. She but her lower lip, shaking herself out of the reverie before jetting forth, landing nearby at the top of one of the cable poles. 

“How dare you attack this city on such a bright and beautiful day!” she called out, pointing at the monster. “I’m Sailor Moon and I’m going to punish you!”

“…You’ve gotta be kidding me.” He runs another Thunder spell through his blade, striking his opponent down to go and get whatever dumbass thinks they can handle this many Heartless out of here.

Oscar parkours his way over, sliding over the power lines and kicking off buildings as he jumps around. “Get out of here! This is KeyBearer business. Unless you’re new, and you’re hiding your weapon, get the hell out!”

((Oscar will probably say this at the end of that RP))

City Escape

kawaii-odango-atama:

someoscardude:

“Oh, look out, blondie is fuming.” He sighs. “Look, just be careful, alright? Something could come out at any mom-” The air is filled with a roar. “Oh, hell, yeah!” The boy climbs up the pole, scanning about for-yep. Darkside. And a bunch of Invisibles. “Time to ride!” Oscar flips onto the electric lines and skates off.

She growled under her breath. This guy was totally rude! She heard her cat’s voice on the communicator, saying something about an energy sruge nearby. The moment the weirdo disappeared, she sensed it herself.

Without a moment to waste, Usagi pulled out her hension broach and transformed into Sailor Moon, taking off above the buildings with grace as she approached the source of the strange energy.

The kid bangs a fist against the metal cuff on his shoulder, equipping his KeyBearer armor. “Let’s roll.” Now in a grey, metallic mask, he speeds forward, the spaces between his armor showing off some glowing green streaks as he flies down the cables. “Yeeeehaaaw!” The armored warrior flips off of the lines, smacking one of the multitudinous muscly beasts across the face. “Come and get me!” He taunts the beast into a small skirmish.

The Keybearer summons his weapon- an electric blue blade, with the handle and blade edges made of black hexagons. The Invisible swings its sword at Oscar, which he deftly blocks and retaliates with a blast of Thunder.