Fish Filets, man.
A blue fletchling sits on Oscar's shoulder as he goes about his day.
Anonymous

Sweet.

Oscar is swarmed by da booty
Anonymous

"Fabulous."

Thorn exits a motel room, after handling some men, when she spots Oscar. She speaks loud enough for him to hear from the distance. "Hey! Keyblade boy!"

dark-princess-versia:

someoscardude:

"Yo." He pops open a glass Sprite, pretty much only taking notice that it’s some woman chatting him up.

"Alright. Well then, bye for now." And she vanishes.

Oscar heads off to his room, sort of flustered and blushing.

Thorn exits a motel room, after handling some men, when she spots Oscar. She speaks loud enough for him to hear from the distance. "Hey! Keyblade boy!"

dark-princess-versia:

someoscardude:

"Yo." He pops open a glass Sprite, pretty much only taking notice that it’s some woman chatting him up.

"Anyways, anything else you wanna talk about?" She sips her soda.

"Not really?"

Thorn exits a motel room, after handling some men, when she spots Oscar. She speaks loud enough for him to hear from the distance. "Hey! Keyblade boy!"

dark-princess-versia:

someoscardude:

"Yo." He pops open a glass Sprite, pretty much only taking notice that it’s some woman chatting him up.

"Heh, it was all in good fun~ Besides, he wasn’t mad when he found out."

"If you say so…"

Thorn exits a motel room, after handling some men, when she spots Oscar. She speaks loud enough for him to hear from the distance. "Hey! Keyblade boy!"

dark-princess-versia:

someoscardude:

"Yo." He pops open a glass Sprite, pretty much only taking notice that it’s some woman chatting him up.

"Yep. Hell, Blight was drunk last night, and his fiancèe paid me 20 bucks to fuck him while she recorded it~" Thorn laughs mischievously.

"Wow, what the hell?"

Thorn exits a motel room, after handling some men, when she spots Oscar. She speaks loud enough for him to hear from the distance. "Hey! Keyblade boy!"

dark-princess-versia:

someoscardude:

"Yo." He pops open a glass Sprite, pretty much only taking notice that it’s some woman chatting him up.

"Eh, whatever." She reaches into her bag and grabs a cherry soda, and she drinks it.

(Not impossible.)

"…So, you’re just kinda living life, and having sex?"

Thorn exits a motel room, after handling some men, when she spots Oscar. She speaks loud enough for him to hear from the distance. "Hey! Keyblade boy!"

dark-princess-versia:

someoscardude:

"Yo." He pops open a glass Sprite, pretty much only taking notice that it’s some woman chatting him up.

"I’m too busy fucking people to be evil."

"Well, some people do the two, at the same time." He drinks his soda.

Thorn exits a motel room, after handling some men, when she spots Oscar. She speaks loud enough for him to hear from the distance. "Hey! Keyblade boy!"

dark-princess-versia:

someoscardude:

"Yo." He pops open a glass Sprite, pretty much only taking notice that it’s some woman chatting him up.

"Anyways, anything you wanna talk about?"

"Uhhh…Are you still evil?"

Thorn exits a motel room, after handling some men, when she spots Oscar. She speaks loud enough for him to hear from the distance. "Hey! Keyblade boy!"

dark-princess-versia:

someoscardude:

"Yo." He pops open a glass Sprite, pretty much only taking notice that it’s some woman chatting him up.

"And yet I still get laid more than either of you~" She laughs.

"Yeah…probably…"